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of sight, and asks me if I had a good time,
looking around with elaborate nonchalance like I had just sold her
drugs or something. Ha! Southerners are as bad as midwesterners.
So I smile and tell Yoko's to call if Yoko Sugimura wants to know where in her
house I hid the key. Yoko Sugimura looks at me and turns red again and I can
tell Yoko Sugimura is having second thoughts so I tell Yoko's to think about it and
we really do have to leave now and it was a wonderful party.
The next day we get a call from Yoko's husband, and Jay answers:
they found a set of handcuffs that they think belong to me and they
wanted to check before they returned them and by the way, was there a
key with them, if so it's lost. Uh huh.
So Jay tells them where it is and we STILL haven't got the cuffs
back. I hope they are having fun. I don't want 'em back. They're
uncomfortable.
The big question is did they call before or after? What would I
have done, first time out? Tough decision. After would have been
better, before safer.
Anyway, ROo got me thinking. When I arrived at that party
corseted in that dress, I was mortified. That's Yoko's name, Morticia.
Adams. Anyway, I was mortified at first. The guys were all looking at
me through their eye holes. It was a thrill
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