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) caught him peeking when was trying on 's bridesmaid's outfit. He
ran, but caught him in about three strides and pinned him down, and
while said "I'll bet you thought that was funny, huh?" over and over,
she proceeded to slowly and methodically tickle him half to death. He
didn't even remember 's stopping...just him catching his breath afterwards.
That was 20 years ago, and he wasn't sure if he could stand it if it happened
again. He managed to blurt out "Yes-I-did-it-I-did-it-I'm-sorry-oh-God" in
one breath.
"Finally, a confession! Very well!" said as stopped 's tickling,
and drew herself up haughtily. "It's the judgement of this court that,
given your offense, the punishment should fit the crime. You are hereby
sentenced to the poetic justice of being tickled on the bottom of your right
foot until you go completely insane, said sentence to be carried out
immediately. Does the condemned care to make a final statement?" Red
faced, sweating, and panting, Jim gasped in a breath and started to open his
mouth when Janet chirped "Time's up!" and began very lightly and rapidly
dragging the fingertips of both hands over the sole of Jim's foot. She
alternated left and right hands, using all of he
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