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himself stands towering above me and laughs like ...shit...my father!
He is naked...and he has an impressively large penis. He reads my every thought
and takes my thought to be a compliment. "Thank you" he says. Nice guy. Gosh
everyone seemed so friendly in hell. "Oh did Death forget to tell you...if
you fail any trial then you will burn in smouldering fire for the rest of
eternity," he says. Again he laughs...like my father.
"Here is your first trial: You will have to experience oral sex." he says.
Well..I guess since this WAS the first trial it must be the easiest...I had
NO complaints. "There is a catch though," he says. I KNEW there had to be one.
"You must stand on a circular platform. Its diameter is one foot. It will be
suspended in mid air. There you will experience your oral sex. Any questions?"
I have none and he already knows it. He motions for me to follow him. I do.
All of the sudden, as I follow The Lord of Lies through the depths of hell,
I realize that there is no ground underneath my feet. A glowing circle flies
through the air and comes to a rest under my feet. Then I feel the effects of
gravity and descend onto the platform. Satan smiles and leaves and there is
no light other than the luminous platform. It is already difficult to stand
on the platfo
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