- dang, I forgot the keys inside the car.... noo honey, its the terrorists, they have taken it , they wanna make a bomb with your car
- dang, the kitchen light just broke.... noo honey, its the terrorists, they have rigged our kitchen in our 700 population town, to explode it and take over the town, and then the us
- dang, they forgot to put in the fries in our order.... noo honey, its the terrorists, they are trying to get to our food supply and are stealing fries, lets get away from this burgr joint as soon and as fast as possible.
Honey , they just increased our taxes due to all those terrorists driving around.
baahhhhhhhh suckered
tsunaaaaammiiiii !!!!!
ok, immediately, contact our clients and tell them our per second commercials just went up from 500k to 2 mill., now get as much gorey footage you can, and get as many crying sobbers you can online, so the sucker viewers stay glued to the tv. good move director of programming, our profits just grew to 300 million / day. We can afford to tell our reporters that they can hand out 50 cents to the sobbers if they cry harder !
standard U.S. news-media response scenario
here is their pathetic excuse of their inaction
"Although National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration scientists at the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center in Hawaii issued tsunami warnings as soon as they heard of the huge earthquake off Sumatra, the waves outran communications at jet speeds of 500 mph (804 kph) - catching hundreds of thousands of people unaware."
HAHAHA, ya right, "the waves outran communications at jet speeds" HAHHAHAHA, thats the most moronic statement I ever heard
Merry X-mas
This year we celebrate the introduction of media-backed NeoCon "Democracy" to Iraq
