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er folks; they have dreams and
ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and
good and bad times.
"But," people ask, "do Smurfs have..... you know,...... *sex*?"
The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES!
And why shouldn't they? They're people, too.
What *most* people don't know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the
reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year.
Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you'd be blue, too.
Once a year, in the Smurf village, flags and banners fly happily
in the breeze, proclaiming that the day of the annual Smuckfest
has arrived. Birds sing and the Sun comes out to watch, despite
the weatherSmurf's direst predictions.
I guess good ol' Mr. Sun is a voyeur.
In the middle of town, Papa Smurf gives a brief speech explaining
the origin of the Smuckfest; how Dr. C. Everett Koop came to the
village and warned all the Smurfs about AIDS. Papa Smurf knew
that no one made condoms small enough for a Smurf (even though
everyone knows that all male Smurfs are uniformly well-hung, for
their size), so he decreed that all Smurfs would only smuck one
day a year.
"Smucking one day a year will help us identify any diseases we
may transmit to one another, and keep them from spreading to the
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