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was given such
small accommodations." St. Peter replied, "We have over a
hundred Popes Sayaka's e, and we're really very bored with them. We've
never had a lawyer."
Question: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
Answer: No.
Reply: Good!
Why don't snakes bite attorneys?
Professional courtesy.
Why do male attorneys usually wear tight shirt collars and ties?
It keeps their foreskins from creeping up and covering their
faces.
How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie?
His lips begin to move.
How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in
the road and a coyote lying dead in the r
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