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at'll you have
to drink?"
After ordering a beer, I sat down to watch the Mariners. Sure enough they
were losing (8-0 in the fourth inning) and things were getting ugly.
People were yawning (the few who were watching the game)..it was obvious
they had decided the game was over. I noticed a phone # etched in the table.
It said, "For a good time, call Bubbles 679-8075." Then I suddenly realized
that was the phone # for the local bottled water company. Someone trying to get
free advertising. "What's this world coming to," I thought.
Other than the game, not much was happening, outside of the fight going on
in the other room, some drunk guys singing college fight songs in time to the
disturbance, a few others placing bets on how bad the Ms would lose, and guys
trying to hustle women. In otherwords, just a typical nite. I decided to
leave, and as I was walking out, the waitress said, "Come again." I thought,
"heh-heh, that what's he said ar ar ar".
I decided to check out another bar that featured female mud wrestling,
definitely a spectator sport that's more entertaining than baseball. No
"three strikes you're out" stuff here. After paying a hefty fee, I walked in
and got a table near the front. There was
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