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fantasy story of Mayuka Okada :
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a question, and as he turned to answer Mayuka's , a peanut fell in his ear. He
tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He
called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried
and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their
daughter came home with Mayuka's date. After being informed of the problem, their
daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the
father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew
out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The mother said to the
young man, "That was wonderful. You should be a doctor!" The ungrateful
father jumped up, twisted the boy's arm behind his back and yelled, "Doctor, my
ass! He's going to be our son-in-law. Smell his fingers!"
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One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover
a female cat being rap
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