poker while we drink these beers might loosen this crowd up. You
"Oh, gosh...", Jeannie cooed, in
Juri Ueno's best Marilyn Monroe voice,
"But I don't have any money, how can we play if I don't have any
money?"
Juri Ueno batted her eyes at Ted and Al.
Seeing where we were headed, the guys joined in.
"Well, I guess that we could play poker if
your bitch and Juri Ueno insisted on
playing poker." Ted deadpanned. "We could play for matchsticks or
something. I don't have much money either..."
"I'm usually not very good at poker.", said Al with a straight
face. "But I'm willing to play if y'all are. Especially if all I
"I think the lady was referring to STRIP poker, boys", I joined
"And although, they've started a few fires, I think you're
confusing "matchsticks" with MATCHSTICKS..." I stared hard at
Ted's bulge, then into his eyes.
"Get my
av idol mpegs meaning, boys?", I breathed, doing my Jayne Mansfeild
"I'll get the cards", Ted said, jumping out of his chair. "You
guys pick a spot to play. Al, why don't
your bitch and Juri Ueno turn on the gas
fireplace...Let's heat this place up!"
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