I don't have a tit fetish, but lots of you do, so there you have it...
Postulate of the Tit (by BobX): since times immemorial, mostly idiots have enjoyed positions of great power, which is mostly due of the "god gives bread to the people with no teeth" universal constant.
This has caused an unintended genetic shift which applies mostly to the "western" civilization sector, and is due to the following premises:
1. Most of the idiots in power abuse it due to their own insecurities.
2. Most of the western humans, when insecure, seek shelter in the bosoms of their mothers, since the mother is "the protector" (as compared to asian societies where the father is the protector)
3. Premise 2 + Premise 1 will invariably result in the insecure idiots in power wanting and choosing bitches with large boobs.
4. This chain of events leads to more idiots , hosting an extra dose of progesterone (due to the large-boobed mothers), making them again insecure, wanting even more large titted hoes.... effectively a vicious circle.
5. And this, is what makes most western bitches almost impossible to live with. Their large-boobness boosts the monthly hormonal and chemical imbalance to almost artificial levels, making them into raving guided missiles.