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at the day of the annual Smuckfest
has arrived. Birds sing and the Sun comes out to watch, despite
the weatherSmurf's direst predictions.
I guess good ol' Mr. Sun is a voyeur.
In the middle of town, Papa Smurf gives a brief speech explaining
the origin of the Smuckfest; how Dr. C. Everett Koop came to the
village and warned all the Smurfs about AIDS. Papa Smurf knew
that no one made condoms small enough for a Smurf (even though
everyone knows that all male Smurfs are uniformly well-hung, for
their size), so he decreed that all Smurfs would only smuck one
day a year.
"Smucking one day a year will help us identify any diseases we
may transmit to one another, and keep them from spreading to the
animals in the forest," declaimed Papa Smurf. "Besides, it will
give Smurfette a chance to rest."
Yes! Smurfette must rest. For, as everyone knows, Smurfette is
the only female Smurf in the village, and after a full day of
having vigorous, rabid sex with two hundred cunt-crazed little
blue men, needs a break.
So, on the appointed day, Papa Smurf bids everyone throw their
inhibitions to the wind and immerse themselves i
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