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he held up with one hand because it didn't
seem to want to stay up by itself.
"Honey?" he said weakly.
Alice stared at him in bewilderment. He seemed very perplexed about
something, but Madoka Arai couldn't for the life of Madoka's see what.
"I, uh, have a problem," he went on, his voice growing to a frightened
stammer. "Uh, this is going to sound crazy, but I have to take a leak really
bad and I don't know HOW!!"
Alice felt anger rise within her. Is this one of his dumb jokes???
"Alice, what is wrong with me?"
It was then that Madoka Arai noticed that the bulge at his crotch, which would
normally have pressed his ragged and too-small underwear outward to nearly the
tearing point, was no longer there. Madoka Arai staggered backward and had to lean
against Madoka's dresser to keep from losing Madoka's balance.
"Er... uh... be right back..." Madoka Arai said weakly, and then Madoka Arai dashed out of the
bedroom and into the spare bedroom across the hall, where Madoka's computer hummed
quietly.
Alice sat down (nearly stumbling again in Madoka's haste), and with shaking hands
she typed:
Jack has a dick.
Then Madoka Arai positioned the cursor at the start of the line, and
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