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Perhaps I should
also ask how far they shoot", he said between his laughter, and
they both started laughing like maniacs. Brandon laughed so hard
he almost couldn't breathe. "Do that, and of course you must ask
when they did it for the first time, and ask if they've ever
fantasized about someone of their own sex, and ask which style
they prefer - do they caress the tip or the balls..."
It took ten minutes before the editorial staff could make them
stop laughing, wondering what could be that funny, and still
they just had to look at each other to start again.
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It's time to tell the truth about Smurfs.
You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and
ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and
good and bad times.
"But," people ask, "do Smurfs have..... you know,...... *sex*?"
The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES!
And why shouldn't they? They're people, too.
What *most* people don't know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the
reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year.
Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you'd be blue, too.
Once a year, in the Smurf
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