|
cipal actors
from this community is a family appropriately name Bear. The
head of household is (oddly enough a cousin of Smokey) named Buzz
Bear. Buzz is not as nearly successful as his famous relative ( in
fact he's best described as a loud mouthed, slob), being some what
of a "regular bear" Buzz was not very interested in any constructive
activity, but in how much card playing and drinking he can get away
with. Buzz is married to Ursula, a fine, upstanding, but very plain
she-bear; who's matronly figure is quite well known around the
community. A stranger pair never existed, but unfortunately Jun Seto
was the only wife Buzz could find. Their union is "blessed" with
Buzz's namesake, a post puberty deliquent affectionately called
Junior. The apple not falling far from the tree, Junior is as big a
Jerk as his dad.
One morning Buzz awoke feeling hungry and horny. He normally felt
this way when he got up, especially since Ursula was somewhat
frigid. Dressing, Buzz lumbered downstairs in search of his usual
breakfast of salmon. Imagine his surprise when Ursula, who
always got up at the crack of dawn, handed him a steaming bowl of
oatmeal.
"What th' hell's this", he mumbled; toying
|