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r. This is a big mistake,
but it's one anybody starting out on this kind of work could
make. Let me explain what I mean.
Assuming the computer is female, you can't state
arbitrarily that certain keys stand for certain parts of her
body, like the plus key for a kiss or the asterisk for a
love-bite. If you follow that logic, you'll end up with the
left and right shift keys for 's breasts, the Alts for her
buttocks, maybe the Control for 's clitoris, something dumb
like that. I don't even want to talk about what the Insert
and Enter keys would be. This is positively stupid, just in
computer terms and not even talking sexually, and I'll tell
you why in a minute. For a while I thought I could solve all
this with the twelve function keys multiplied to 48 separate
possibilities with the Shift, Alt, and Control keys. But I
ended up realizing that I'd just have to throw the whole
keyboard away. AND THAT'S WHAT I AM DOING!!! There is no
other realistic
possibility. This is because sex cannot be pictured as a
purely input set of routines, you have to think of output as
well, of what the other person--here a computer--is doing to
you while you are doing things to her/it, and how they both
affect each other and lead on to the next thing they both do
separately. In
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